There's never been a better time...
...to trade in your old pantaloons for a fresh new pair. I recommend the Pantaloon Pantry, Plaistow, who have been providing pantaloon products since 1863.
While you're out, could you grab me a packet of Polos? The Plaistow Purveyors of Polos are right next door to the Pantaloon Pantry and, having been purveying Polos since 1872 (long before Polos were purveyed to the general public) are practically perfect Polo purveyors.
Polo mints and pantaloons,
All a chap needs in the afternoons,
Apart from maybe a drink and a shag,
But never an arch bishop trying out drag.
They're rubbish at it.
While you're out, could you grab me a packet of Polos? The Plaistow Purveyors of Polos are right next door to the Pantaloon Pantry and, having been purveying Polos since 1872 (long before Polos were purveyed to the general public) are practically perfect Polo purveyors.
Polo mints and pantaloons,
All a chap needs in the afternoons,
Apart from maybe a drink and a shag,
But never an arch bishop trying out drag.
They're rubbish at it.
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Pantaloons. Reminds me, you know, of that time, when we were on the beach, just you an I, and the sands and rolling waves, and those two mingy rotweilers and the yorky terrier with the limp and the crack addiction. Waht a day that was, you remember? WE spent hours cleaning oil from the gilimots before we light a fire and burn a few seals for warmth.
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